What with the new titans of the internet taking over our lives, it’s about time, gals, we knew how to DIET for TECH! Dieting with Amazon: Alexa opens the fridge and locks the front door at the same time while you cry in shame scoffing cheescakes on the carpet. Because you and your emotional eating are being listened on 24/7, someone at the GCSB feels sorry for you and sends a pamphlet for 3 free sessions with a local psychologist to your home address. Dieting with Facebook: S